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Listen up, you pathetic excuse for a human. You made a fucking stupid choice, didn't you? Ruined your own damn economy with your incompetence. Well, let me tell you something, you miserable sack of "caviar". Look at these eggs, so fucking expensive. In MY country, these eggs are a fucking joke. They're cheap as fuck , and I can crush them like the worthless things they are... I can fucking destroy them without a second thought. That's the power of a strong economy, you fucking idiot. Something your pitiful excuse for a nation could never have. You're nothing compared to me, you hear? I'm superior, I'm rich, and I can do whatever the fuck I want. Including crushing the fuck out of overpriced eggs that you cannot even afford! :D
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